Noam Chomsky, the 89-year old “father of modern linguistics,” historian, social critic, and political activist, has accepted the tide pod challenge today.
His 1969 essay, On the Responsibility of Intellectuals, contained a critique of the Vietnam War and expressed that “intellectuals are in a position to expose the lies of...
Two of pop culture's most famous celebrities under 40 have gotten married! A testimony to the power of love.
Martin Shkreli, also known as “the most hated man in America” and “Pharma Bro,” has officially filed the wedding papers with Milo Yiannopoulos, known for his racism, sexism, transphobia, Islamophobia, alt-right beliefs, and...
It is catastrophic that things are not the way I want them to be! My reality has been distorted through my anger.
You did this to me, not me! I have no ability to control my personal disturbances.
You see, I am dependent on you to change my diapers. I...
The Rock already has actor, cement mixer, and sculptor on its resume. Now it can add a run for the president of the United States of America.
When asked why its running now, after 4.5 billion years, it replied that “Trump must be defeated by any means possible. And frankly...
Jay Leno’s car collection is one of the richest in the world. It consists of about 136 automobiles and 90 motorcycles. It is worth approximately $50 million and includes such top pieces as a 2014 McLaren P1 ($1.35 million), a 1955 Mercedes 300SL Gullwing Coupe ($1.8 million), and a custom made...
In a surprising move today, the FCC has voted to kill this cute baby puppy.
“It’s actually my daughter’s puppy,” said FCC chairman Ajit Pai. “The puppy's name is Arpa. I wanted to kill it before he became a killer attack dog, with the way I would have raised him. My daughter...
Zombie Nation has moved off the gold standard. Effective immediately, the young nation of freedom lovers will now use Bitcoin as their official currency.
The event has created huge ripples in the global financial markets, since Zombie Nation has been the richest nation in the world for the past 100 years now. ...
We celebrate the life of Martin Luther King Jr., a Baptist minister and activist who became the most visible spokesperson in the civil rights movement.
The Tilted Glass has put together a few resources to help us better connect with this day in some way. It helps to feel the significance more...
The Church of Scientology wants to show you the remains of a real live mermaid! Come one, come all. Bring all your family. Come see the great catch that has eluded many a fisherman through the ages: The remains of an exotic mermaid, caught in mystical Feejee Islands, far far away in the South...
Frankie Villoso, a Donald Trump loyalist, was not bothered by news today that The Donald paid adult porn star actress, Stormy Daniels, $130,000 to keep quiet in a sexual affair he had while married to Melania. The news surfaced through another porn star, Alana Evans, who claimed the two invited her...
Eckhart Tolle has shifted his pen to Romance novels.
The renowned spiritual author has experienced a new inner revelation. After years of reaching millions with his best selling books The Power of Now and A New Earth: Awakening to your Life's Purpose, he felt it was time to change gears.
"I wanted to move...
The Trump Administration has finally gotten Mexico to pay for the wall, in a sense. After failing to make a deal with Mexico, Trump reached out to Taco Bell to fund the wall.
As part of the condition for funding the 22 billion dollar project, Taco Bell will have exclusive...
Kim Jong-un has finished his first 10-day silent meditation in the Vipassana technique.
Taught by S.N. Goenka in the tradition of Sayagyi U Ba Khin, with nearly 200 centers worldwide, the center of meditation teaches the ancient practice to students while providing food and housing... all for free.
We at The...
For his work in the TV show StarTalk, Neil deGrasse Tyson has received an honorary Golden Flat Earth award at Sunday’s 75th Golden Globes.
The presenter, NBA Star Kyrie Irving, offered this award to “Honor Neil deGrasse Tyson’s contribution in teaching science. For it is science communicators who teach people...
The entire global pharmaceutical industry today has checked into an addiction treatment center in Orange Country.
“Our little Drugs has picked up a trillion dollar-habit,” said its concerned mother and father from Austin, Texas. “I don’t know how it happened. It just kind of blew up.”
Drugs has been in the...
In Las Vegas today, at the Bellagio Casino, a man who made high school miserable for many kids just won big at the Megabucks slot machine. The total payout was $31,513,231.78.
Doug Jordan, whose threatening tactics forced others to take the long way to class, be late, and get a...
Today, Walter Fishbock from Boise, Idaho foolishly believed that he could alter the course of his life by sharing this random article you are reading now.
Walter was a sensitive man, and in the midst of his sensitivity he would often have double vision... from drinking too much. This...
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Taylor Swift, the former country singer turned pop star, has turned to rap in her latest album Reputation.
Some fans have embraced the change as her latest personal expression, comparing her to the likes of the Public Enemy or Jurassic 5. Others feel she...
Today Pope Francis announced his plans to dance in his first Sundance this year. He will pierce himself to the tree of life and make a flesh offering of his body.
“I’ve always been drawn to the sacred sacrifices on Turtle Island,” said the beloved Catholic leader. “May Tunkashila guide...
We begin our series of of reviewing famous art with "The Nude Snake Charmer" by Paul Desire Trouillebert.
Trouillebert (1829 -1900) was a French Barbizon school painter. This group of painters moved towards Realism in art, in contrast to the dominant Romantic movement of that time.
The Nude Snake Charmer expresses a fundamental...