by the Primordium Bloom, Head Devotee at the Temple of Goddess Eostre
Itâs official: The Easter Bunny loves zombies.
As you know, our sacred Eostre Bunny (sometimes spelled Easter) is beloved throughout these pagan Anglo-Saxon lands. Our dear goddess Eostre, whose spirit may appear as a bunny, brings great...
Kremlin officials have just finished redacting the Mueller Report, clearing the way for its public release.
The redacted report, which is nearly 400 pages, will show everything Mueller's team uncovered during its two-year investigation on Trumpâs collusion with Russia--minus all of Russia's changes.
Russian has long been an alley of...
Ashley Wilson, dedicated Buddhist and avid QAnon Supporter, is conflicted over which path is True Awakening.
The practicing monk has dedicated her life to liberating herself and others from suffering. Through meditation and community, sheâs reached deep epiphanies of delicious nirvana that keep getting clearer.
And also, each...
The Catholic religion has lost its god today in the Notre Dame fire.
In a terrible tragedy, the 850-year-old cathedral, and 2000-year-old religion, caught fire during its restoration.
Millions watched with shocked tears to learn their religion is no more.
âWe were upgrading it to modern standards,â said...
when the child in your arms is fed by the sea
when youâre with the ripples and the swans come in
and all around you are reflections of what could be
when it skips its track and you find yourself transported
to reality adjusted around a soft rhyme
and then here...
A formerly overweight woman that you went to school with has completed another triathlon today.
Her life is an inspiring story full of twists which inspire others around her to do better things.
A dreams-really-do-come-true role model, she overcame illness and childhood heartaches to gain a newfound faith in herself...
After years of fighting healthcare and public schools, the GOP has introduced an exciting new bill to eliminate clean water.
Called the Water Freedom Act, the bill will âeliminate costly government regulations that clean and protect our rivers, oceans and lakes.â It will âlet business and citizens do whatever you...
A white-owned marijuana business has been using black prison labor to handle its trimming operations.
The business, Canned Moods, is owned by a trio of men whoâd met at Duke in their college fraternity. As marijuana became legalized in different states, they quickly mobilized their connections to buy up growing...
âStop objectifying me!â said Portland resident Dan Arnold. âIâm sick of it. Sick of it! Every time I leave the house, yâall cat call me by names. I canât go anywhere without your lewd and crude remarks! I donât like it. Canât I just be? You should treat me as...
A new video leak from 2005 has surfaced. It was recorded backstage at a dress rehearsal for the Miss America pageant, where Trump was the owner at the time.
In the footage, revealed by Americaâs hottest new media channel, The Tilted Glass, Mr. Trump is heard bragging to then Senator...
WASHINGTON, DC - Breaking news from the White House today.
President Donald Trump appears to have had some kind of epiphany. Heâs been tweeting ideas on new initiatives, and has sent apologies to women, foreign leaders, the press, and the late Senator John McCain.
Pressed by reporters for details, heâs released the following...
De-cluttering guru Marie Kondo has applied a concept from the fitness world to her organizational method.
The Netflix host and author of âThe Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up: The Japanese Art of Decluttering and Organizingâ gained this new revelation from her personal fitness coach.
âAfter a tough round at...
Earth Hour is an annual tradition where people shut off their lights. It takes place this year on March 30, from 8:30 pm to 9:30 pm local time.
Timezone by time zone, the Earth will poetically spin through darkness as it has always done.
The goal of Earth...
Comrades, it is I, Czar Donald Trump, commander of the largest socialist army in the world! The U.S. Military! ĐșŃĐžŃĐ°ŃŃ ŃŃĐ°!
I am pleased to announce that the U.S. debt to China is $1.13 trillion as of 2019. Thanks for funding our government, Chairman Mao!
We are using that Chinese...
The White House has a very serious problem: Rich individuals canât own public schools. Rich people can only own private schools.
So how can the White House convince you that the public school system is broke? If they can convince you it's broke, then more public money can be given to private...
DUBLIN, OH - Emma & Harry Vicksmith have been planning their wedding for almost a year now.
âWe are very much in love,â said Harry. âBut have you seen how expensive everything gets? Vendors hear 'wedding' and suddenly everything triples. $2000 for a bin of Coca Cola? Who can afford this?!"
...
Chick-fil-A is undoing its image as an anti-LGBT activist organization.
The fast food chain, owned by the Cathy family, made headlines in 2012 when its founder opposed equal rights for LGBTQ people. Despite their claims that "they've changed," they again made news this week when their 2017 tax filings showed donations of more...
A white man walked to the front of the taco truck line and ordered 3 tacos, medium spicy.
âSorry, you canât cut. You need to stand in line,â said New Hampshire Taco Truck owner Mario Felipe Gonzalez Perez as he pointed to the long line of mostly Mexican families...
At the Delta Delta Delta sorority of the University of Southern California, dozens of young women got together to partake in the ancient pre-Christian ritual of St. Patrickâs Day.
They opened a special variety of clover-based mead and discussed the priestly caste of "magico-religious specialists" known as the druids.
âI...
A college admissions scam is shaking America. It revolves around William Singer, the founder of the Key, which helped privileged children cheat on their college entrance exams by bribing exam officials, and also by bribing coaches of prospective student athletes.
Among the high-profile individuals caught up in the controversy are...