Once upon a time, corporations wouldnât touch gay themes with a 50-foot dildo. Now they canât get enough of the leather daddyâs whip.
BMW, Adidas, McDonalds, JP Morgan Chase, Virgin America, T-Mobile… every company actually… all are actively embracing pride.
But this isnât enough for the shrewd advertising agency...
From the campaign trail:
ORLANDO, FLORIDA - America! The last few years have been horrible. Horrible. We need a president who leads, unlike the current president. We need to Make America Great Again.
Our current president lies to you. He finds wealth in division. Do you know that? ...
LOUISVILLE, KY - NRA-member gun owner, Mark S., took to Twitter to explain how responsible he is.
âThe only way to stop a bad person with a gun is a good person with three guns,â he said on Fatherâs Day. âAll of these children dying in mass shootings… theyâd never happen...
Go to the beach, find a shoe and put it to your...
These children that come at you with knives, they...
America: Do you wonder why everything is some emergency with me? Does it seem like, if I donât get my way, suddenly thereâs a national crisis on our hands?
Itâs all true. I do live in a state of emergency. But it is not what you think.
Itâs because...
My Name is Tary. And I see the world just...
It happened during pride month. At the Skoliosexual Laboratories outside of CERN, agender ally Roman Smith was researching the cause of different sexual, romantic & spiritual attractions.
Their team of transgender pansexual physicists and demisexual-demiromantic lipstick lesbian botanists were researching the bicurious patterns within cisnormativity, when they found a new...
Trump in front of the Taj Mahal Casino, before it...
A TRUE patriot Ainât Gonna Jack Themselves up on...
I write of the bittersweet tale of James Holzhauer, master hacker, genius of strategy and trivia.
His particular form of greatness was one I could appreciate. A sneak-attack ninja who saw a relative advantage none had seen before and seized upon it. He alone saw that opening and made a run for the ages.
...
Dear Humans,
We see you.
You won't stop abusing us. We make you money legally by your own laws. Then you'll break your own laws to make even more money.
You cut off our tails, horns, beaks and testicles. You brand us with hot irons and enslave us. You keep...
This breaks our hearts once again. Please join...
